OMG!

My blanket ate my piercing. I thought it was worth the saying.

Maybe i should explain. I was on youtube, watching =3 (yeah, that's free pub, I know), trying to put a ring in my ear, but I dropped it. In a blanket. A furry, blanket. I look on it. I try to feel the piercings with my hands. It failed. At this moment I thought it surely fell on the floor!

Then, if anyone would had enter the room, He'd see me with my complete arm, under the sofa, on my knees, head on the floor. YEAH, THAT KIND OF POSITION. When the shame completely conquer my brain, and all dignity assure me that the piercing were surely NOT under the couch, I finally conclude that lifting the blanket, and just wait for the rings to fall on the floor was the ideal solution. So, Trying to stand on my legs again, my stupid body decided that it would be a good idea to bump the thermos that I previously placed on the floor. I spilled coffee all over the carpet. Logically, I took the first thing I could find to mope up the mess ... the blanket. My computer, on the blanket, almost fall and destroy tragically from that one feet and half plunge... But for a moment, I was a real ninja, and so I saved my laptop from certain and permanent death. Anyway, from that moment, I completely forgot about my piercings. I check few minutes later, on a sudden enlightenment of my mind, and could'nt find it. Not on the couch, neitheir under or on the floor... The blanket really ate my piercings. 


Nope. You'll have to wait a little more for great blogging content.

I'm too far into blogging to stop now.

Yep. The title says all. I figured myself, lacking the time (aka: being too lazy and irresponsible) to write something else, that if I do not invest myself more, all that stuff about wanting to be famous and/or just make other people laugh would be for nothing. So I give it a go. YAY! I FEEL CONFIDENT!


Last weak I was on a little road trip with my boyfriend (and on that trip was confirmed his incapacity with directions, but we'll talk about that another time), and it was a totally normal trip. Nothing to write about. Oh, and I turned 21. YAY! I FELT CONFIDENT! I, now, is an adult all around the world. whoohee! ... I don't feel really different  about myself, though. But If I have only one message to say, it is destined to the GPS we used... DON'T EVER APPEAR BEFORE ME OR I CHOP YOU WITH ME BARE TEETH!!! I was originally supposed to record funny facts and make a diary-like video of the week, for you, but... I could not do it. ... I'm way too unstable. I wasn't able to keep the beet up. ... After 2 takes. I DON'T FEEL CONFIDENT ANYMORE! ... I just realize that My last three subjects have absolutely NO link at all between them. Well. Too late. I'm too lazy for that too. I mean, to correct it. I'm visibly not lame enough to DON'T put links. Cause I didn't. So I am not... Is that still making sense? ... Anyway. Damned GPS.

Anyway, I'm trying to force myself in writing REAL article, and good stuff. with pictures. And for some of you that may think: "What does he think he is? An artist? Those drawing look like pre-birth rejects, and are the stupidest I ever seen!!!" Well, Mr/Miss imaginary  unfriendly person, let me say that to you: THAT ON PURPOSE!!! PFEH! In your teeth, non- harming concept of mine. ... What was I saying? OH!, yes, .. quality stuff. ... I guess I fail that time too.

Acheivement unlock

Yesterday (well, more before that, actually), I finally got trough all my Deviant Art update. I actually SLEEP till morning. Woohoo!

Anyway, I search, for the past few days, something easy and fast to write on my blog. My mind come across pretty much any stupid Ideas: time laps, squirrel, fish, Subways (the fast-food), chocolate milk, Larp, magic cow, subways (the places), And some squirrel-fish.I think I should let go on coffee. SO I found myself, unable to write, and only posting for maintenance.
After a week of getting only 3 to 5 hours of sleep, my last complete night leaves me with a feeling of displacement, and a extreme none-coordination. I still don't even know if those are words. I still don't mind.

So  I thought, "Wy don't DO write about squirrel!?" (and tought almost the same thing about whales). And right after, I thought that I surrely needed a coffee. Or a incredible source of sugar. OR both. So get coffee, extra sugar.

Its still didn't help. My hands were like "WtF dude? What are we suppose to do NOW? " And now, I take another look at it... And still find it as unthoughtful as speaking about whales and squirrels fighting. But I post it anyway. People MUST  know about my life for that I'm awesome (for being alive at this point of fail-ness).

EDIT: This isn't even a proper post. But who cares. Its been long since I write anything. So there its is. Someone one day said " Its better than nothing! " ... And he was wrong. But still, it was said. So be it.