Cosmic laws

  I'm pretty sure of it, there is laws in this universe that we cannot explain, and cannot understand. The murphy law, is one of them. "If there is anything that could go wrong, it will", well, that is a pretty good observation of life. It strange how events seems to wait for you, sneak up behind your back like possessed squirrels and just wait for you to turn around and scream BOOOOAAAAAAHHH!!! I MADE YOUR CHEESE CAKE FAALL!!! MOUHAHA! ... or something of equivalent evilness.

One of those laws, is the "always someone" law.  The principles are quite simple.
SIMPLE EXPLANATIONS TIME!!

1. There was people.
In a reasonnable quantity, people were doing stuff. Annoying you, or not, but still, in a normal proportion.

2. There is less/no more people.
This is the worst part. Cause it gives you HOPE. Hope that, maybe, MAYBE, you afternoon will be smooth and relax. Or that you'll be able to use that arcade thingny if there' no one. Yay! Everything is Perfect! Oh shit, wait... what is that?

3. There is ONE person.
This stage is pretty bad too. At the very moment where you were about to relax, or enjoy that moment only enjoyable if no one bothers you, there IS, actually, someone who show up. Is usually only one, or a small group of friend, or a little familly. But still, with all the hapinness and HOPE that you expected from stage 2, you deal with it, the way you're suppose to. If you're at job, and this is a client, You just do your job. And then, you think, THEN, you'll be able to finally enjoy the... wait. Oh F*ck.

4. There is again, and STILL one person.
Now, depending on your level of hope and your ability to recognize this situation, there is two possibilities, first: You just redo the same step than you just did, still hoping, but less. In the other case, You realise what just started, and face the truth. Your doomed. If you're in the mall, losing your time, that's ok. You just go home. But if going home is not an option... Your definitly Doomed.

5. Fake no one.
This is the step where, if you too depressed, your life is at risk. After several person, that came and go, It seems that, after all, they'll leave you in peace. But you know the trick too well. So you stand still where you are, just waiting the next one to come... and wait... and wait... But never show up. What is bad in this? you ask yourself. Nothing. What is bad, Is, at the VERY moment you just started something, THEN, someone else show up. And there you go over step 3 and 4 again. And, don't try to jump that step, its impervious: no matter how fast you try something else, someones will show up, seconds after you started it. And if you try to stay still, and never do anything else, you will stand like a total moron for hours.

6. The breakdown
All this statistical non-sens will eventually drives you mad, and you will have to expulse all this rage and chaos inside of you. So you tell yourself that the next one, no matter how kind, how young/old, man or woman, at the first faux-pas, WILL SUFFER. So you are there, ready to battle like a USA army based squirrel on steroïds equipped whit ak-47 and machetta, and you just wait. You might even start something else, of your buisness, but only with the mind of make someone show up.
But no one comes. And you stand there, still having this urge of hate and this taste of blood in your belly, but now with a total feeling of emptyness and failure. You might even be sad about it. You could find yourself wishing for someone to surprise you. But no one will.